Thursday, March 24, 2011

Tortoise Commits Arson


After investigating the burnt ruins of an apartment owned by the Halem family in New York a very unique culprit has been accused of the vicious arson. The fire not only destroyed the Halem family home, but also led to the death of a tortoise and a firefighter and three policemen were left suffering from severe smoke inhalation. The fire has been documented as having been started by a six-year-old African tortoise called Giovani. It seems that Giovani crawled out of his tank at some stage and knocked over the terrarium's heat lamp. This consequently led to a pile of art supplies igniting and within minutes the fire had spread throughout the entire apartment. Giovani silence only incriminates him further in this strange and bizarre serious of events.  

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