Wednesday, September 28, 2011

The Invisible Beggar


After becoming frustrated with the sheer amount of people that chose to ignore his existence rather than drop a few pennies in his cap, Nemanja Petrovic decided to alter his begging style in protest to this inherent lack of humanity. In a strange turn of events his choice to leave a pair of shoes on the ground alongside his money cap and a sign saying 'Invisible Beggar' (see picture above) led to him making more money than he ever has before. It seems that people are more interested in donating money to this setup, which in itself is parodying the very people that are attracted to it. For this reason all of us here at MRHP would like to give Mr. Petrovic the honorary award of HUH of the day. Now as he sits having coffee watching people interact with his strange critique with contemporary society and acquire monetary gain in the process it must be noted that he is in fact having the last laugh, even if he is a homeless beggar. :-)

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Homeless Man Uses Lizard's Crypsis Strategies


A homeless man has adapted lizards use of crypsis, that of the ability to camouflage themselves into a given environment. In this photograph we see what appears at first presumption to be a discarded newspaper. Look closer and you will see the outline of a homeless man brilliantly appropriating the technology of the lizards. David Icke has no yet commented on this sensational story.

Aliens In My Room

After getting a few pics to give me an idea of what the new apartment we would be moving to looks like it wasn't long before the corporeal pointed out the two alien figures peeking in the window. After noticing these entities I am getting really excited, as not only are we getting a great deal, but with 2 greys included you cannot go wrong.


Is it possible that 2 of the below aliens are monitoring our move?

Sunday, September 18, 2011

People Dancing With Their Eyes Closed


Brick Lane Music Festival 2011 - Cafe 1001

One of the tracks from a band playing at the Brick Lane Music Festival today.

Narcolepsy Linked With Swine Flu Vaccine

A group of Irish parents have come together to form a group called SOUND (Sufferers of Unique Narcolepsy Disorder) after their children developed narcolepsy. The development of the disorder is being linked with the swine flu or H1N1 virus vaccine, Pandemrix. In the last year over 20 children have developed narcolepsy and have also received the Pandemrix vaccine. Studies in Sweden and Finland have also shown the link. Further, research will need to be conducted to investigate whether there is a causal link between the vaccine and the development of narcolepsy in children. 

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Some Strange Things I Saw Today



A Pinch More Of Some Crabby Jokes

A crab walks into A+E with a broken claw, he starts calling for help but no one comes to his aid because he is a crab and doesn't speak.

What do crabs, a box of matches and iron fillings have in common, nothing except that they are all in this sentence.

What happened when the crab bought new shoes. His credit card was declined

When an Owl becomes a Rat

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Crabby Jokes

What happened to the crab who stuck his pincer down his pants?
He snipped off his penis!

A crab was drinking an espresso and spilled some on his shell and cooked his right pincer ever so slightly, he really liked the smell so he ate a bit of his pincer and liked it so much he bought another espresso.

A crab was erecting a telegraph pole and realised the pole was too heavy and the pole fell and crushed him.

Libyian Human Slaughterhouse To Add To Gaddafi's Résumé

Monday, September 12, 2011

Windy Weather

With winds of 70- 110 km/hr forecast for Ireland, what do we have to look after for in terms of damage. This delightful pictographic Beaufort scale says it all. 

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Truth Revealed: 9/11 Who Really Gives a ****?


There is bla bla bla, then bla bla bla, are all the citizens of the world now American? Is it a world tragedy? No of course not, lets puts things into perspective. The real tragic part is governments use it to turn their states into Big Brother states, new rules are created under the guise of protection against terrorism, when it is just giving them more power, they are loving this new-found power to do what the fuck they like. Conspiracy theories surrounding 9/11 are garbage but that does not mean that those in charge are not grateful to 9/11 for what it gives them, more power!

Terrorism to some, heroism to others and indifference to most! What is 9/11 in comparison to the Great Famine in Ireland (essentially a genocide by the Brits) or the Rwandan genocide or the recent revelation of Libyan crimes perpetuated by that clown monster Gaddafi, sure back in the day or even now in less egotistical terra-firma the events of 9/11 would not be treated as a Shakespearean tragedy. The American media would not even hold their breathe if the exact same event happened in any other country.


I could re-write this whole thing, give statistics, facts, endless examples but I am not bothered wasting by time for some American bullshit, idealized patriotism. Let's hope Yellowstone Park where the Super Volcano sleep, will awake and give them a real tragedy, oh bet they would love that right?

"Get Obama on the blower"
"but but but sir there is no one left"
"Quick let us claim all this lava as our own, we can sell property on it a few years.
"Sir I do not think you are grasping this, the gravity of it!
" shut up you commmie fag!"

I am not anti-American, I am anti-idiocy, those who flew into the buildings are equally as idiotic, it is one big idiotic farm and you probable graze on this farm too, you gigantic subwoofer!

Signed Angry Ant! (journalist at Ant Colony Times)

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Recommended Teas

There is nothing like a good cup of tea, almost every Irish man and woman embraces the thought of a warm cup of tea and a biscuit. However, over the past few years I found myself drinking an exorbitant amount of tea, your average tea that is tea say, mainly Lyons. So I decided to push the boundaries. First up green tea. In the beginning I stuck with the bag but I soon realised the power of the loose leaf. My first recommendation for tea drinking, ditch the sack, I promise you will never go back.


Apart from the health benefits, which are numerous and have empirical, controlled, scientific backing, the taste of green tea sits close to the summit of mount Olympus, next to the nector and ambrosia of the gods. Treat yourself and add about a quarter of a teaspoon of green tea to a cup of hot water, allow to cool, and the sate. your inner china-man's appetite

Next on the taste tally, white tea. An assassin of a tea, mild and subtle, yet fragrant and ninja-like as it scales your taste buds, once again ditch the sack, loose leaf all the way.  


With health benefits galore you'll find your body and mind rebooted after a bladder-full of white tea. The important thing with white tea is to use water at about 80'C, don't use boiling water as it spoils the taste and damage some of the chemicals responsible for it's health benefits. 

Finally, for those of you, who like me, enjoy the taste of a mucky river you will love Pu'erh. Pu'erh is a type of tea that under-goes a microbial fermentation, which ultimately, like a good wine, improves with age. 


Once again, scientific studies have found this tea to have certain health benefits, but the taste of Pu'erh is the most important part of the experience, I would recommend a Pu'erh that has aged for more than ten years.  Now all that's left is to enjoy a nice cup of tea, still have to decide though. 

Indonesian Baby on 40 Cigarettes a Day

And I thought my Granny was bad...

Walk to the Shop

Paul Newman

DJ Luke B - Beat Tape Vol. 1 (FREE DOWNLOAD)

Hello and welcome to Saturday. What we have here is an absolutely splendourific free Beat Tape download. Why not give it an auld play and if you are digging it, you can download the whole mixtape below. We have been following DJ Luke B since he was a mere sprite and this first release proves that the man definitely has some mad sampling skills. So why not dip into them. We will keep you posted on the next volume and until then enjoy this first offering...

Peace & Fucking.

Owlwink.



Friday, September 9, 2011

Short Film "The Sea" Wins The Purple Bear Award.

Roger Ebert a renowned film critic, blushed and wrote ""The Sea" is the emblem of the peace, hope and innocence of childhood, which a grown up can spend their lives seeking to regain. When the curtain comes down it is that yearning after transience that adults learn to suppress. ``The Sea'' likes playful paradoxes. Its surface is as much fun as any movie ever made. Its depths surpass understanding. I have analyzed it a shot at a time with more than 30 groups, and together we have seen, I believe, pretty much everything that is there on the screen. The more clearly I can see its physical manifestation, the more I am stirred by its mystery. The director, a recluse, has admitted to me in private, after many emails, that he was trying to capture the spirit of Bella Tarr in less than twenty seconds, not an easy task but he has pulled it off, bravo! It is one of the miracles of cinema that in 2011 a first-time director; a cynical, hard-drinking writer; an innovative cinematographer, and the sea itself create this masterpiece. ``The Sea'' is more than a great movie; it is a gathering of all the lessons of the emerging era of sound, just as ``Birth of a Nation'' assembled everything learned at the summit of the silent era, and ``2001'' pointed the way beyond narrative."

Here is a copy of the short film released to the judges of the prodigious Purple Bear Award, held in Prague every four years.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Teen Gran

The Friendly Society

The Unilever Series: Tacita Dean (Under Construction)

Was at the Tate Modern the other day and thought this clip of Tacita Dean's new addition to The Unilever Series would be of interest. Although it is obviously still under construction it is nice to get a glimpse of it at this stage and I will put more clips up when the installation is finished. Until then, enjoy the haunted environment of a piece under construction.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Vintage Fashion: World's Oldest Shoe

Oldest shoe

The world's oldest shoe is a leather-laced moccasin with straw padding, it's about a woman's size 7 (US) and it was probably worn by a farmer. It dates back to 3,500 BC and was found in a pile of sheep dung in a cave in the Armenian mountains on the border of Iran and Turkey.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Mouthwatering Underwater Sculptures



Gazin upon these, a fictional pompeii, constructed underwater with figures of modern pathos and opsis, a society where we observe a chubby man in front of a television with a burger and chips. Art can be saturated with interpretative materials and guidelines before one can actually see the art with the purity of their own essences. So we encourage you, just dive into this sea of sculptures,and afterwords we will provide a link for those who want to know more about these beautiful sculptures. Now feast your eyes on this:)


















More information at http://www.underwatersculpture.com/

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Vintage Memes #1 - Edwardian Me Gusto

Exclusive With Rupert Chocs

We have an exclusive poem by Rupert Chocs, a native of France now living in Ireland. A rape takes place on an airplane flight, what is going on? Read on!



I have a thirst I must get off,
There is vomit on every aisle,
Seizures red the aisle vision
Not of engineers creed.
 I hear unbridled, primal noises,
Grunting, slow and sluggish,
 From the squid nose elders,
 Panting sexual strains.
I see two men
Who rape the child.
Naturally who is in great distress.
The boy’s mother stout and morally brittle hushes him:
‘It is for the best, these are our rulers.
They know what is right, do not spoil
Our flight.’
These two men treat the child as one does their daily beef,
Slapping it onto a pan, cooking it till its skins pops.
The boy pops eventually too,
Lets out a wail, that deafens half of the sky province,
If only the gods could hear!
The atrocities perpetrated here,
Clouds of incensed fumes!

Everyone watches,
I see nodding,
I see those who hide behind
Their newspapers and in-flight catalogues.
They pretend nothing is awry.

Ah Yes the air hostess approaches- is there anything you would like?
I hear a crash; the trolley topples covering a man, spectacles and pterodactyl posture,
A slump of cardiac cyclical arrests slapped onto my concentration.
The tyrants, once finished, guffaw and high five.
I continue to write my letter:  
Hello to you, I am, well I won’t tell you that for fear of my life. Which I hold dear, for life is not given out like bubble gum from a vending machine. I gaze out the window, France through the palimpsest of double knotted anxiety in my tummy.  I see the bombshells, the unravelling chaos, the rubble, the tears, the pain, the intense moments, cameras, loneliness, red out!
Who is responsible for this? My horrid daydream, my lapse into apocalyptic skin melt, bones crunch, the lap dances of corpses, brandish  the waking chortles of ash and chemically swollen bloodied skin, fly bodies sticking to the toxic furnace.
Dominique Strauss-Kahn and Nicolas Sarkozy,
Clean themselves up,
From their rape.

In front of me I hear, is it the sound of a poet?
"ton nez elfique et ton teint jaune me donne la nausée
tes paroles écoeurantes, dégoulinantes, gluantes me donnent envie de te roter à la figure"
My pulse races, every word, opens up a wound,
And a hope too.
And then even louder I hear:
Mais qui es-tu ? Petite chiure
Mais, mais, mais. Saleté d’avorton
Pourquoi, eh ? Tu te prends pour qui ?
Pourquoi ? Aspirateur à fric .
Pourquoi tu caches, pourquoi tu dissimules ? 
Avec tes grimaces ridicules, 
NOUS AVANCERONS ENSEMBLE.
La France est au français,
La dentifrice est à la brosse à dent.
Ne souillez pas notre terre de vos petits pieds nus.
Sommes-nous trop petits pour comprendre
Ta vérité ?