Showing posts with label News of the Weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News of the Weird. Show all posts
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Monday, December 12, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
The Invisible Beggar

After becoming frustrated with the sheer amount of people that chose to ignore his existence rather than drop a few pennies in his cap, Nemanja Petrovic decided to alter his begging style in protest to this inherent lack of humanity. In a strange turn of events his choice to leave a pair of shoes on the ground alongside his money cap and a sign saying 'Invisible Beggar' (see picture above) led to him making more money than he ever has before. It seems that people are more interested in donating money to this setup, which in itself is parodying the very people that are attracted to it. For this reason all of us here at MRHP would like to give Mr. Petrovic the honorary award of HUH of the day. Now as he sits having coffee watching people interact with his strange critique with contemporary society and acquire monetary gain in the process it must be noted that he is in fact having the last laugh, even if he is a homeless beggar. :-)
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Traffic Cone Trumpeting
Ok guys first of all I would like to apologise for how sh1t the blog has been recently. Myself and the other 2 main people that run this blog were all in the finishing stages of our Masters and things got a little hectic for a while. Also it didn't help that I moved to London this week also. Now after discussing it with "the lads" we are going to seriously start upping the ante on the blog and publishing a lot more of our own original content. I hope to start work in the next couple of days on cult/banned film reviews. I also intend on keeping in touch with regular vlogs and start using this blog not only as a place to share my thoughts and feelings with the rest of the world, but also as a digital diary of my move and everything that is going to happen as a result of this move. Anyways to keep you tied over and to put an end to this rant I am going to post a video recording I took yesterday of a homeless man playing trumpet with a traffic cone on Carnaby Street. Enjoy. Owlwink :-)
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Most Geektastic Marriage Proposal Ever
Wait until the end and you will see why this is probably one of the best marriage proposals ever.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Amy Winehouse - Didn't She Die Years Ago?

Well you may or may not know by now that Amy Winehouse died today of what is most likely an overdose. After a brief discussion with Lala Blowe we found ourselves both asking the following question: Didn't Amy Winehouse die years ago?

I am not gonna lie I was never a fan of her music and she was really a one album wonder at best, who quickly disappeared into a Babyshambles junk den. Now the information emerges of her death and people are like 'Oh my GOD Amy Winehouse is dead'. From everyone here at MRHP we can categorically say that we wrote that woman off years ago and it is good to see another junk stain off of the streets and finally that hair can be put to rest.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
[REUTERS] IRISH MINISTER UNVEILS AMBITIOUS NEW PROPOSALS TO BOOST AILING ECONOMY
Due to our recent surge in pageviews the folks at Reuters News Agency have decided to give us a news scoop before it hits all major Irish news outlets. This is a first for MRHP and we would like to thank Reuters for choosing our blog as the primary site for their article. Enjoy.
Pressed on what landmarks could be expected, Deenihan said that "substantial agreements" with the French government has led to the strong possibility that the Eiffel Tower will be brought to Ireland, and constructed in the heart of celtic tiger Dublin: the ill-fated Docklands area. Deenihan declined to comment on any other deals as negotiations "are still in the process of resolution", but backroom insiders suggest that part of the Berlin Wall will be brought to Tipperary in 2013, and that Trafalgar Square could be released on loan for potential display in 2014 in either Waterford or Cavan.
[REUTERS] IRISH MINISTER UNVEILS AMBITIOUS NEW PROPOSALS TO BOOST AILING ECONOMY
By Patrick O'Ryan
DUBLIN | Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:19pm GMT
Jimmy Deenihan, Ireland's Minister for Tourism, Culture and Sport, has unveiled major new plans that could see visitors to the emerald isle triple in number over the next four years. The daring proposals include an innovative tourist-attraction trading scheme, enabling EU member states to lend iconic landmarks to the stricken Irish state. The news comes as Ireland's credit rating has been slashed to "junk status" by ratings agency Moody's.
Deenihan unveiled the "European Cultural-Trade Agreement" at a summit in Brussels late this afternoon, stating that "no europe-wide agreement has ever been made on a scale such as this, and never has such an agreement been as important to the Irish tourist industry as this." The deal, said to be worth billions of euro to the Irish economy, could be fast-tracked, with the first attractions arriving as soon as next summer.
The planned site for the Eiffel Tower's visit to Ireland in Dublin's Docklands.
There are also unconfirmed reports that the Irish government will have to agree to concessions from the lender countries. France and Germany's demands for a review of Ireland's attractive corporation tax rate is said to be heavily linked with the European Cultural-Trade Agreement, although Deenihan remains tight-lipped about the possibility of expected renumeration to lender states, stating "we are all friends in Europe, we all have common interests in seeing Ireland succeed as a nation." Quizzed about the cost of such an operation to the taxpayer, the Minister stated that the transport costs are "surprisingly affordable."
Enda Kenny, in an appearance this evening at the Irish house of government in Dublin, welcomed the agreement, announcing that "Ireland's economic famine will soon be over."
Edited by Henry Jackson
Reporting by Patrick O'Ryan
Friday, July 8, 2011
Irish Woman Dies Having Sex With A Dog
A 43 year old woman died after having sex with a German Sheppard. The woman a mother of four from Limerick was willingly taking part in a sex act with the dog when the dogs semen caused her to have an extreme allergic reaction and she died. The incident occurred in 2008 over three years ago, but a recent medical report finally revealed how she died. Garda also found that the dog itself appeared to be trained to do this with women. Grim!!!
Monday, June 27, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
Life Lost//Dunn Won - RIP Jackass Star Ryan Dunn
At the early hours of this morning Jackass star was killed in a car accident. The twitpic above is the last image of him alive, he posted it just hours before the accident. All of us here at MRHP are going to go out and do something mad in memory of Ryan. In the meantime it is worth remembering that when you live hard you die fast, but fuck it he had a good journey. In memory of Ryan we have chosen some of his best Jackass clips to morn his lose. HUH!!!
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Thursday, June 16, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Meet The Worlds Smallest Man
Is it a hoax or is it not, at a mere 23 inches Junrey Balawing has been given the title of the world's smallest man by the Guinness World Records. Have a look for yourself, 18 year old man or a small baby?
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Gaddafi Gives Troops Viagra for Mass Rapes
Prior to writing this I would first like to state that the following post is apparently "the real deal", well maybe not, it is being spouted from the mouth of Fox News. Even still it is certainly an interesting piece of news, even if it is a highly embellished piece of Eurolit. I guess if it sounds interesting then it is interesting.
This news states that Gaddafi gave his troops Viagra and ordered mass rapes to terrorise rebels. Making Marquis de Sade proud his rape campaign has left hundreds of people raped and many more cowering in fear.
It appears that Gaddafi is using the rape policy in Libya and has now adopted it as a new attribute of his repression.
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