Monday, March 21, 2011

Top 6 Sexiest First Ladies

To qualify for this list, the lady in question must be refined, beautiful without resorting to slutty poses, she must also have the intelligence and social conscience to use her position for good in the world. I foraged through each continent from Africa to China. If I missed anyone please feel free to comment and I will update a new edition in the coming weeks. So to paraphrase, they have to be hot and smart, stylish and fun in their own unique way.

1. Eva Perón


Eva Perón snatches first place with ease, she is by far the hottest and most influential first lady. She was referred to as "the Cinderella of the tango and the Sleeping Beauty of Latin America. When she spoke she spoke like a poet "From every period of my life, I retain the memory of some injustice tormenting me and tearing me apart." She has a blonde loveliness at once delicate, fragile, slight and girlish and at the same time she has a strength that characterized her iconic reputation, she stated ' I know that, like every women of the people, I have more strength than I appear to have' . She refused the role of  the dependent wife and devoted mother for her own passion and paroxysms of violence. She subverted ideas of what a women should be like.


Once Eva Perón became first lady of Argentina she became enshrined as an iconic saint like figure of passion and intelligence throughout the country. International attention came during her Rainbow Tour of Europe to promote Argentinean interests,she was also instrumental in the formation of the Perónist Women's Party, as well as The Eva Perón Foundation for charitable works. She was prevented from doing anymore as she sadly died at the age of 33 from cancer. The musical Evita has re-awoken interest in her, Madonna starred in an Oscar nominated winning on screen adaptation of it in 1996. Madonna failed to recapture the beauty and sexy integrity of Eva. Which perhaps is an impossible role unless Eva herself comes back from the dead. Fingers crossed...

2. Dolly Madison


Dolly Madison (although she preferred to be called Dolley) was the first Lady of the United States, (1801-1809). With such dreamy bosoms that erect clouds of celestial feeling on the bottom half of male, lesbian and bisexual bodies. She was known to be fun loving the antithesis of what first ladies have been and are expected to be and behave like nowadays in their cooler boxes like prim, blue roses unmoved and asexual. She loved dipping snuff ( i.e a form of tobacco you sniff), not only was she fun loving, cute and sexy she also helped the poor as much as she could, giving them hours upon hours of her time. Making Dolley our number two First Lady babe!

3. Asma al-Assad


Asma al-Assad was born in London and is the First Lady of Syria. She has a lovely bottom and an attitude that is as firm and admirable as her buttocks. Vogue magazine desribed her as:
"glamorous, young, and very chic—the freshest and most magnetic of first ladies. Her style is not the couture-and-bling dazzle of Middle Eastern power but a deliberate lack of adornment. She’s a rare combination: a thin, long-limbed beauty with a trained analytic mind who dresses with cunning understatement. Paris Match calls her “the element of light in a country full of shadow zones.” She is the first lady of Syria".

4. Carla Gilberta Bruni Tedeschi


I am using her original name and neglecting the newly added Sarkozy to her surename because the man is a prick and a horrible excrement of humanity. Anyway let that not disturb your appreciation of the beautiful Carla, She is to have a role in Woody Allan's upcoming movie Midnight in Paris, “I’d like to—you know—when I’m a grandmother, to have done a Woody Allen film,” Bruni told a French television station. No other first lady in Europe has such an affect on men as her. She does philanthropic work on her website CarlaBruniSarkozy.org too.


She gets an extra large cheer from the crew here at MRHP for criticizing Pope Benedict XVI.  She accused him of "damaging" countries in Africa with his retarded position against birth control. "I was born Catholic, I was baptised, but in my life I feel profoundly secular." No other first lady has ever dared to disown their Catholic roots, even those who were skeptical of it kept their mouths shut in fear of rebuke from the public,so bravo to Carlo for saying what she believes in as opposed to the hypocritical first ladies that came before her such as Danielle Mitterrand, the wife of François Mitterrand who was not a believer and aired her political views, but never attacked the Pope. Its a pity Carla's husband is such a douchebag though.

5. Princess Lalla Salma of Morocco


She is considered the first lady of Africa especially for her style and beauty. You will find Chanel, Dior, Jean Paul Gauthier, Dolce & Gabbana, Gucci, Prada and the largest houses of haute couture, along with traditional Moroccan attire, in her wardrobe. She is stunningly beautiful her slim figure rising into curls of red hair, her blue eyes an ocean of sexual prowess, as her being emerges into a Saharan heatwave...Hubba hubba!


Why else do we love Princess Lalla? She supports cancer charities and the vibrant Fez Sacred Music Festival. She has fought for  issues such as aids and female empowerment. She traveled to Tunisia and Saudi Arabia under the role of special ambassador, to further elaborate the importance of these issues.

6. Peng Liyuan


Okay so I am cheating a little on this one, Peng Liyuan is not yet the first Lady, but she is the future first lady of the Republic of China. Peng is a popular folk music singer. There is controvesy over her public image, she is loved by everyone but traditionally in Chinese politics the Chinese first lady is hidden from public view in the shadows of their husband's authoritarian rule. It is difficult to imagine Peng who has starred in films and loves to sing to the public fitting this archetype. Will she be a pioneer for a new kind of Chinese First Lady? Time will tell. Meanwhile we have her lovely voice to enchant our hearts, here is a video that she along with Hollywood star Jackie Chan and others made to promote safe sex in China.


Watch out for next week, hottest Royals...

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