Political Horrors

With the general election to be held tomorrow much of the country is bracing itself, preparing for the next set of political monstrosities to be voted in. A couple of days ago our handsome young reporter Frank Stein took a stroll around Bray (Co. Wicklow, Ireland, for the reader afar) and posed with many of the hopeful candidates from this tumultuous constituency. Be afraid, be very afraid as many of these ghouls, gremlins, witches and demons may well be running the country in less than a month. 

Simon 'The Giant' Harris (Photo to scale)

I'm very afraidy of  John Brady

Everything got a little darker and bleaker around Dick < Roche (Little joke for the astute mathematician)

Things then brightened up for Frank as he became a little too enamored with Eugene 'Hurrah for the Nightlink' Finnegan

High up the pole was Donal 'the lamp' Kiernan

Close to his heart, Micheal Martin the leader of the party that has turned many peoples' lives into nightmares

Anne 'Liz McManus' Ferris

'Oh no the humanity. What is he doing here?'

'Go on please shake my hand. Your so stubborn Stephen.'

One ticket to anywhere but here please!

So the question remains which one of these monsters will you vote for and if you do vote them in will they just perpetuate the nightmare or will by some miracle some of these creatures emerge from their cocoons and will we get ourselves some political leaders. Will we loose the cronyism, the empty political rhetoric, will we have real change and real action, planning, foresight, expertise and above all honesty and integrity. Many of the monsters will throw these words around but do any of them know what they mean? MRHP proposes that all politicians be fitted with lie detectors for the next 10 years, one lie and your out, that should breed a new generation of open, honest and above all constructive politics. Enjoy the voting and just a final note make sure all you young readers get out and vote, MRHP has nothing against senior citizens but they will all go out and vote, their vote will not necessarily reflect the countries younger generations so get out and have your say so we can bring this country forward.