Thursday, February 10, 2011

Romanian Witches Could Face Criminal Prosecution


In recent times Romania's populations of witches have been having a tough time. The government passed a bill earlier in the year which (no pun intended) meant that they would have to pay income tax for the first time. The witches were furious and cast a spells on both the president and the Romanian government. One group of witches cast a spell by putting a poisonous plant in the river Danube. The Queen witch however had a more powerful spell planned, she was planning on making a mixture of cat excrement and dead dog and then getting a few witches around for a sing song. The new plans will see witches being tested to see how accurate their predictions are, if they fail to meet a certain threshold and continue to make false predictions they could be fined or imprisoned. Some of the government ministers are worried though, apparently many of them consult the witches and ask them to cast spells on rival politicians. The Queen witch has warned that until the measures are revoked, witches across Romania will continue to cast spells on the politicians. 

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