Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Breaking News: Woman showers to death


Samantha Hancox was found dead in an armchair in her home. She had barely left her house for the past eighteen years suffering from an acute form of obsessive-compulsive disorder OCD which manifested itself in a debilitating fear of germs. Her elderly parents have been arrested on suspicion of manslaughter, as it emerged Samantha spent up to 20 hours in the shower on a daily basis. In a somewhat twisted irony, the over-showering lead to a skin infection and dehydration which lead to her death. 

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