Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Breaking News: Mystery muncher takes a bite out of the worlds oldest wedding cake


The above cake is 113 years old and it is the oldest wedding cake in the world. When it was first iced there were no planes, there were trains but there were no automobiles. The cake is stored in an air-conditioned gallery, however, it has just emerged that a mystery muncher jumped over a barrier and took a bite out of the cake. The man was arrested and then taken to a nearby hospital to assess the potential impact the cake could have on his health. One eye witness reported how the mans eyes glazed over and his face went as white as icing.  More updates as this sticky story unfolds. 

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