Thursday, March 31, 2011

Robert Bunsen Bangs Paris Hilton


Fellatio and anal, air and gas, just like the bunsen burner, that's how Robert Bunsen and his divine invention the Bunsen Burner, his way into showing off to the ladies, a real chick magnet of a device does his bachelor pad justice at the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences.


Important looking people in white lab coats, scientists dresses and plaid suits have found bits of Bunsen's 200 hundred year old body in Parish Hilton's vaginal canals. One of Egypt's top archaeologist was quoted as having said,

Paris Hilton's antiquity sites are being looted by scientists like Robert Bunsen,who have found her interior so exciting and sexy like cacodyl derivatives. Sir Isaac Newton's book Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy was also found inside her along with Thomas Edison's calcium tungstate fluoroscopy screens....



Paris Hilton has not denied that a sex video may surface in the future...

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