Living in a fat person's paradise, Macdonalds may be serving you crêpes of locusts if Marcel Dicke's predictions on Ted.com are to be taken seriously. Can we adapt the Third World's eating habits? Hopefully by then McDonalds will be indited by some kind of modern food based Genoa convention tribunal . With some breathtaking legal work on behalf of animals and fat people or impish skinny people that think because they are skinny that somehow their hearts cannot snap to death mode at any moments. But hurrah the old dinosaur sized bitch will be extinct and the a future of people built on sound ethics and social consciousness, but wait, hold on a second Billy, now is that a utopia much, ahahahah? To the right is a photograph taken three days ago in a contemporary Bangkok market with insects waiting to be used as fillers for crêpes.
The more and more you listen to Marcel, the laughter fades and subsides for a kind of recognition of it practicality, besides we already consume insects when we are asleep and also a lot of food is allowed to have a certain percentage of insect that is inevitable and impossible to remove, admittedly its a vey minute proportion, microscopic even. Would you kiss this cutie if she was fond of ice-cream with crickets? Let's say it's just in her eating habits, plenty of protein yes yes,cutie cutie yes yes but would you get over her eating habits?
So in the future would you rather have acme raped faced kids whose kitchen kudos are replicating error prone methods with slave labour incentives or would you rather be served at bamboo stalls by burly Amazon warrior women with scruples and authenticity in a multicultural paradise, enough backstopping, on with the insects, then the immigrant aliens, come on Simon Pegg out with him, lets chuck him on the barbecue, we’re hungry!
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