Saturday, September 17, 2011

A Pinch More Of Some Crabby Jokes

A crab walks into A+E with a broken claw, he starts calling for help but no one comes to his aid because he is a crab and doesn't speak.

What do crabs, a box of matches and iron fillings have in common, nothing except that they are all in this sentence.

What happened when the crab bought new shoes. His credit card was declined

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