Sunday, May 8, 2011

How To Cheat In An Exam

Well considering all the exams going on at the moment MRHP thought we might give you some friendly advice to try and help you through those mental blocks and being totally unprepared. Here is a collection of  few random examples of cheating off the net and how to get away with it. Oh and just remember exams and essays aren't all that bad you could have a 100,000 word thesis due for the end of the summer, not the beginning the end, which means no summer.

1. Okay so writing the answers on body parts in particular thighs is always a good one, pop to the loo have a read and you've got your answer.

2. Cheat notes are dodgy but they can work it depends on how strict the invigilators are and whether or not they carry out random pocket checks, having a double pocket one with a zip and one without can help.

3. Okay and here are the more ambitious ones, get someone to stand outside the window out of view from the invigilator holding cards with the answers on it or your notes for the exam get them to cycle through them and pick the answers accordingly.

4. Haha many of you may recall the bribe warnings issued during the leaving cert and junior cert, do not include money or pornographic material. A face to face monetary bribe may be possible in a worst case scenario, life dependent but be ambiguous and  subtle.

5. Have someone set off a fire-alarm in the midst of the confusion cheat, copy answers, ask people answers do what ever you can.

Here are some videos of a few other cheating scenarios, some of them are quite funny.




Obviously the best thing to do though is study hard and be prepared. Good luck all you examinees!!!!

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