Barack Obama's Favourite Things: A Gay Bandit and A Brass Band

Hypnotic Brass Ensemble, the brass band who have performed with Gorillaz and Mos Def among other luminaries and who killed at Electric Picnic in Ireland two years ago are Obama's favourite band!

His favourite TV show is the HBO produced The Wire. Which possibly no one in the world dislikes and if they do, they properly smell like ass. Obama's words not mine...

While Omar, the gay modern day bandit in The Wire is his favourite character.

While Obama is checking out Omar's pecks he enjoys Marlboro Reds the most, sucking the nictoine high voltage ciggies with the panache of the pope gagging on Omar's silky,sexy anti-heroism.

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Pope Raped by Atheist

As if, we all know that things work the other way around. 

'Virgin Mary' Spotted on Cliff Face by Tourist

We all know that during times of economic downturn that there is a usual trend for religious phenomena to start cropping up in conjunction with this. In most cases it is people turning their focus to religion in a manner in which allows for an escape from reality. In other instances it has also been implemented as a means of financial gain, by both the church and the individual. 

Bringing this daft mass hysteria to the surface once again is the photo that has been doing the rounds today. It portrays what looks like a hooded figure holding its arms stretched in a cradling position. The image was taken on Valentine's day by Caroline and Stephen Gray at Newquay's Beach in Cornwall. There is now speculation that this photo will spark a rush of worshippers to flock to this location in search of even a glimpse of this religious icon. The following image is the photo that has been released to the media:

As I already said this is not the first time that such interest has gathered around such an incident, nor will it be the last. For those of you sceptical of such an  apparition let this one be a reminder of the stranglehold that religion still has over society. The opium is still fresh, so on behalf of the masses why not light up and go on a journey of visions and faith, if anything the elderly will need assistance abseiling down this cliff face. On the way down don't forget:

Wheelchair Boy Witnesses the Tyranny of the 21st Century

A young man can be seen in this footage paying to be thrown out of his wheelchair and beaten. If these men were not paid to do this, they would be in prison by now. Who pays them, we do! They get paid from our taxes. What do we get...? The archetypal bully who threatens you for your pocket money, claiming they will save you from blows and bruises and then once the money is handed over they will beat you to a pulp. Then if you talk back about your rights, they in fact threaten you further for even daring to accuse the bullies and their tyrannical authority.

So the message is kids, once you put on the blue uniform can you do what the fuck you want? You don’t have to have any cognitive skills or ethical training to be a Cop, no no, none of that, just the art of thuggery. Being a policeman has the same appeal to child molesters and malevolent men as it was to be a priest back in the heyday of Catholic oppressed Ireland; raping young boys, good wage, authority beyond question...? Ring any bells?

What was this young man in a wheel chair doing? Fighting for his rights in education and equality.  So this raises the question, are our supposedly progressive European regimes and democracies any different that Nazi Germany or Stalin’s Russia? A scientist from the depths of a laboratory in the alps bordering Switzerland has done experiments using computer date extracted from biographies, interviews and profiles of such political leaders as  David Cameron, Nicolas Sarkozy and Pope Benedict XVI. In his research he found these leaders to be worse than either Hitler or Stalin, ‘if they have any more power, god help us all’, concluded the report. The only leader who came out with any credibility was Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, who was compared with that of the personality of a well fed bear from Hamleys toy store with plenty of young girls to cuddle him.

I proclaim we reanimate Che Guevara from the passive sewn seams of t-shirt merchandise and symbolically behead these leaders in a tribute to the French Revolution. We use this anachronistic act to show history can be used to empower and not just oppress people. It can be done, if everyone fights the tyranny, if everyone uses history not to make the same mistakes as NAZI Germany and go along with the oppressive government (whom nobody wanted there in the first place) and not to hide their support for students (i.e. your children, sisters, brothers and friends) like those who turned a blind eye to the massacre and genocide of Jews, you are just as bad as them, massacring their education, changing their lives by depriving them of the education that would give them agency, instead you pay the police to systematically beat up a young man in wheelchair, nice, go you! NO not go you! Now stop the tyranny before Auschwitz 2: Return of Ignorance arrives!