Sunday, November 28, 2010

Benicio Del Toro Makes Out With R-Patz Backstage @ P-Diddy Concert

Masculine prowess, dangerous sex, rambunctious furrytongue fusillade.

All these words describe the sexy powers of Benicio Del Toro. He has starred in The Wolf Man, Che, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Traffic, 21 Grams, Sin City and more importantly he is the rough, erotic meat truck starring in the masturbatory rites of our daily lives. Yet my slim fingers cannot replace his chunky, hairy, Puerto Rican chocolate fingers shovelling into my erogenous zones with fiery oomph, ‘oh behave!’


One scene with Scarlett Johansson taking place not in the celluloid stages that he makes a living from, but in reality, finds Benicio turning towards Scarlet without caution. His eyes glimmering in the elevator, the metallic surfaces shivering as he moves his body toward her, takes her, takes her again and then finally releases her from his hands with her arms trembling and her heart racing faster than a rocket, his eyes sauntering locked into her star fallen gaze. Scarlet is melting, orgasms rupture through her body with beanstalk valour. In an interview with Esquire magazine Del Toro plays coy to his seductive animal instincts.

"Did I ever have sex in an elevator with Scarlett Johansson after an awards show? I kind of like, you know, I, well. I don't know. Let's leave that to somebody's imagination. Let's not promote it. I'm sure it has happened before. It might not be the last time either."


Benicio regularly and nonchalantly picks up on the lustful calls of Hollywood starlets. Not that you would know it by his ‘Get out of here, how could anyone find me attractive’ attitude, as he lops gasoline on his hair and struts out of the billowing Gurkha Black Dragon smoke.


After his latest fling with Twilight star Robert Pattinson backstage at a P Diddy concert, Magnum executives who sponsored the concert took the opportunity to take Benicio as a worldwide campaign for making their ice-cream brand ‘sexy’. Here is their vision realised in the lavish production directed by Bryan Singer (X-Men, The Usual Suspects ).

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