Harvey Westmoreland of Lawrenceberg, Kentucky was forced to eat his own beard when a dispute broke out over a lawnmower. He referred to the "friends" that forced him to eat his beard as "pretty good guys". He described how "one thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire." And then he was forced to eat his own beard. A pogonlogist (pogonology the study of beards) described how "most beards aren't edible but in this case the beard was mainly composed of large pieces of food that couldn't fit into Mr. Westmoreland's tiny mouth". The pogonologist went on to say that "Mr. Westmoreland had described how his beard tasted like breakfast, lunch and dinner for the last 18 months". He is now well on his way to growing another beard which he hopes will be ready for Thanksgiving.
Here are some beards that you definitely would not want to eat!
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