The Sexy Dr. Al-Zawahiri The Next Bin Laden!

This is Ayman al-Zawahiri, he was Bin Laden's number 2 although he had a contentious relationship with Bin Laden on a regular basis over various issues. Hothaifa Abdullah Azzam, a Jordanian cleric revealed to Time magazine in 2006 that al-Zawahiri and his cronies were"isolating bin Laden with the excuse of protecting him." and also mentioned that "Nobody I met liked al-Zawahiri, but he is the guy moving things." It's his sharp tongue, lack of combat experience and arrogance which puts him at odds with many of the foot soldiers and senior leaders. This could go either way leading to internal dissonance or augmentative discipline within the ranks of  Al-Quaeda in the future.

Some information about him; he is a doctor and comes from a long line of Egyptian doctors and scholars, although you wouldn't know of any intellectual linage from his racist remarks after Obama got elected back in 2008 when he called Obama a "house negro,". His wife and two children were killed by an American air attack, so he has a major vendetta again America. He is known as the 'Shadow Leader'. As contestant number one how will he fare? Only time will tell, in the space of time that Bin Laden released one single video, he made no less then twenty two, so expect plenty of rants and sexy bombs...

Blow-Up Doll Prank Means Kid Threatened With 8 Year Prison Sentence

Tyell Morton, an 18 year old from Indiana, is threatened with an 8 year prison sentence which could run his life all because he was 'aving a laugh' . His school has already been fined $8,000. Tyell according to Aol.com 'insists all he wanted do was put a blow-up doll in a girl's bathroom as a joke. But when school officials saw surveillance video of a hooded figure wearing latex gloves entering a women's bathroom carrying a suspicious package and leaving empty-handed, they tipped off authorities.' We here at MRHP ask, what next anti-fun laws? Anyone having a chuckle throw them in the cell for the night, ban Sitcoms, Frisbees and Burping?



Tyell himself said "It's not right. It was a senior prank. They're blowing it out of proportion. I didn't hurt anybody, I didn't intend to embarrass anybody. What did I do wrong, you know?" His
attorney Robert Turner told 6News that "It's interesting that had he gone to school with a gun, there would've been a lesser charge. It would've been a Class D felony with up to three years,"

Help fight this conviction @ http://www.facebook.com/pages/Free-Tyell-Morton/196681997045318

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Man forced to have a furry facial follicle feast

Harvey Westmoreland of Lawrenceberg, Kentucky was forced to eat his own beard when a dispute broke out over a lawnmower. He referred to the "friends" that forced him to eat his beard as "pretty good guys". He described how "one thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire." And then he was forced to eat his own beard. A pogonlogist (pogonology the study of beards) described how "most beards aren't edible but in this case the beard was mainly composed of large pieces of food that couldn't fit into Mr. Westmoreland's tiny mouth". The pogonologist went on to say that "Mr. Westmoreland had described how his beard tasted like breakfast, lunch and dinner for the last 18 months". He is now well on his way to growing another beard which he hopes will be ready for Thanksgiving.

Here are some beards that you definitely would not want to eat!