Scientist Makes A Live Frog Magnetically Levitate

First Footage Ever Of Uncontacted Mashco-Piro Indians

Indycar Crash That KIlled Driver

A crash involving 15 cars at Las Vegas Motor Speedway killed Dan Wheldon. IndyCar is struggling to keep alive and in comparison to formula 1 is a mouse of a sport. Far from a household name Dan Wheldon although very talented, was offered 5 million dollars for this race to glamour up its falling number of attendees, for Europeans spectators the closest experience is Senna's death in May 1, 1994.

The Stupidity Of A Ban On Masks As We Approach Halloween.

In new insane measures to big up Big Brother, the Man has decided to unearth an anachronistic law that prohibits the wearing of masks. They are enabling this law to add to their list of petty excuses to violently beat and arrest innocent protesters.

In September a protest in New York resulted in the arrest of seven protesters who were perfectly peaceful and not causing any disorder in the slightest. The charges brought against them according to The Wall Street Journal include “loitering and wearing [a] mask.”

British bigot David Cameron abused the law to give more power to the already all powerful authorities. Cameron said. "On facemasks, currently [the police] can only remove these in a specific geographical location and for a limited time. So I can announce today that we are going to give the police the discretion to remove face coverings under any circumstances..."

So if I use a a filtration mask to protect myself from chemicals and pollen I am breaking the law? Perhaps they should in hindsight arrest Jim Carry for playing The Mask? Will they ban Halloween? I fuc*ing hope not, because I intend on celebrating it either way . In the video below Julian Assange of Wikileaks spoke at a protest and mentions the impediment of our rights to privacy which this ban on masks makes a mockery of. Also wear face-paint to conceal your identity and maintain your privacy. Happy protesting,

                                                                                                                                      The Mask xx

Cow Inherits 16.5m

A Uruguayan cow has inherited 16.5m dollars after the farmer that owned him died. The farmer who cannot yet be named for legal reasons bequeathed all his assets, land and personal wealth to his favorite cow. Many of the other cows might have been feeling a bit jealous but no doubt the farmers five children and wife were dumbfounded when the will was read.  The will stipulates that the cow will have a barn with central heating built for him and will be fed with only the finest oats, and is never to be milked commercially again. 

Will Ferrell Speaks German And Shoots Himself With Tranquilizer Gun

Iranian Actress Sentenced To 90 Lashes

An Iranian actress has been sentenced to 90 lashes and imprisonment for one year following her role in a film depicting artistic repression in Iran. Marzieh Vafamehr was arrested in July and sentenced last week. The film which depicts the actress not wearing a head scarf at times and with a shaved head as well as drug use was also banned. The film originally was not meant to be screened in Iran and was smuggled in illegally. 

How To Defend Yourself From A Bear

Carlo Ancelotti, once upon time successful manager at Reggiana, Parma, Juventus, Milan and Chelsea as well as having a successful playing career In Italy revealed what he learned from a recent trip to Canada;

"I met one. Do you know how you have to behave with a bear? You mustn't run because the bear is quicker than a man, nor go up a tree because the bear can climb it, nor jump into water because a bear knows how to swim. You must back away with little steps...I didn't do anything because the bear got frightened first and ran away!”

Doing It For The Bulls

Happy Sunday Girls & Fucks...

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