It was May the 25th, 2008, most of of us were growing crops, eating cookies and watching our lives pass us by, others may have been watching the French Open, as Ashley Harkleroad was brutally beaten by the ultra masculine Serena Williams. It was after this disappointing match that she revealed that she would be the first professional tennis player to pose nude for Playboy. Has Tennis entered a new super sexy era?
So where is she now? There has been a discernible lack of sex appeal since she got knocked up by tennis icon John McEnroe in 2008. She has quickly lost all the weight she gained while pregnant as she prepares for her next tournament which will be the World Team Tennis in the summer.
In an interview with ESPA magazine, she revealed who she thought was the hottest tennis player in the world:
Quick hitters now. Who's the most attractive girl in WTA?
Me.
Serious?
(laughs) No, no. It's a tough question. I'd have to say Ana Ivanovic, though.
I don't think anyone would disagree with her. Ana Ivanovic is a Serbian who is currently ranked 17th in the world. Unlike Ashley, Ana is more concerned with helping people than getting naked. She was given the role of Unicef National Ambassador for Serbia in 2007. With Ashley naughty and self indulgent and Ana more serious yet stunningly beautiful, they are saving Tennis from becoming a boring old upper class masturbationium while rich Auntie's swagger of the buttock can wait in the cobwebs. The sex has entered the Tennis. With every grunt on the court we now connote them with screams of orgasmic joy rather than a woman taking a dump.
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