5 Red Hot Ways To Have An Orgasm According To A Redhead: Part 1

Sex is sexy, and we all like the sexin' but for the most intense, mind blowing sexin' you will ever experience follow these 5 sexy suggestions or susextions if you will.

10. Spending 3 day in a forest alone eating tree bark and berries, dancing with grizzly bears under the stars as the rich moonlight hits their fur ever so softly and bathing in the tears of dead mermaids you will be guaranteed a 20 minute orgasm.

9. The sensuality of a message, gently message Lion semen into your elbows in an anti-clockwise direction for 2 hours and then have sex with your partner you will have the wildest of orgasms that'll keep you roaring all night long.

8. If you and your lover listen to Always by Erasure while you're having sex you will think you're playing Robot Unicorn Attack meaning your stamina and competitiveness will increase making your orgasm not only last longer but more intense Just press Z to make your dreams come true.

7. Everyone has heard about aphrodisiacs the foods of love, they increase your sex drive and intensify sexual desires. It is often recommended that you and your lover indulge in some chocolate or champagne before sex but,(and you heard it here first) what if you indulged in aphrodisiac stew before sexin'? Aphrodisiac stew you say, what sort of insane concoction is that? It is a mixture of caviar, oysters, chocolate, figs, truffles, champagne, chili and ginger. This amazing mix will not only increase your sex drive but your desire for each other but gaurentee 100 orgasms per hour.

6. Not only does it matter if you are there it also matter what you wear. Lingerie is for both men and women, it helps women look and feel sexy and it's not only aesthetically pleasing for men but exciting too as they get to take it off. Although, how much more exciting would it be if the lingerie was ALIVE. In parts of eastern Russia women drape panthers and cheetahs around them to entice their lovers. The sense of danger as you grasp your lover from the claws of alive wild animal will send hormones into over drive and your orgasm will be so passionate the animal will die. It's a small price to pay for the most sensual, intense and altogether mind blowing orgasm of your life.