Saturday, October 29, 2011
Thai Secret Weapon Revealed: Want Larger Breasts Slap Them, Want A Nice Face, Slap It!
A Thai women slaps breast and gets paid in the process. This gift of slapping breasts until they are big were passed onto the natural health practitioner Khemmikka Na Songkhla by her grandmother. Her godmother found her calling when she found a flat-breasted teenager using cream to try make her breasts bigger.
How does this work? According to her by slapping the breasts skillfully, she can move excess fat toward the breasts and enlarges them by inches post-slap. She said 'If your breasts are 30 inches, for example, we will record that with your signature. After treatment, your breasts will be enlarged to 32 inches. We will record and you have to sign again.' Even as I write this it is hard to take it seriously, but the Thai government is taking it very seriously. Thai Health Ministry ministry has approved it and even gone as far to sponsor women who are will snub surgery in favour for slapping their breasts into bigness.
To learn these slapping skills, it can cost as much as $330,000! Here is a before-and-after pictures of a client in the Bangkok Post. She had four sessions, she also paid to be trained to slap her own face 'I learned face-slapping because I believe it is a one million per cent natural beauty treatment. When I saw what happened to my face, the face-slapping training course became very interesting to me.' Well what are you waiting for start slapping your face :)
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Coffin City
Halloween came early for some folks from the ghastly Howth , as two coffins escaped their holding ground. They escaped thanks to the deluge of water flooding parts of Ireland. The children, grown children I should add of the Bennets, spoke about their shock, "I could not believe it when I saw pictures of the coffins online yesterday. I was devastated. As far as we were concerned, this was supposed to be my parents' final resting place." Reports say that Tim Burton will not be adapting this story into a film. Watch out for any corpses surfing in Irish floods, this is the land where Dracula came alive, you know! If only Bram Stoker got wind of this.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Step back into the 1950s with the Sexy Scarlett Fury and her Suspenders
After a long sabbatical we are proud to start writing posts for the aesthetics category on MRHP. In the valley of our absence a 1950s starlet has appeared on the vintage fashion circuit. Currently acting as a pin-up for vintage experience brand OhSoWow. The clips associated with this post give an insight into the sexy, yet playful reappropriations of what it is to be classically feminine.
The above clip titled "The Tease" defines that which Scarlett Fury is trying to portray. Not only does it act as a window into past representations of woman, but also provides a unique sense of that which can be best portrayed as the vintage experience.
This final clip portrays a perky vintage housewife in classic 1950s dress preparing for the arrival of her darling husband from work. What these clips culminate is the OhSoWow experience day that will be launching in London from the 3rd Dec 2011. Judging from these clips, hanging out with Scarlett Fury would not only appear fun, but also would provide a unique day in which you could take a step into the past.
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Timeline for Muammar Gaddafi: What Really Happened.
Feb. 15/16, 2011 - The arrest of human rights activist Fethi Tarbel starts a riot in Benghazi. Fethi confesses he also like animals as well humans, especially chinchillas, 'there just so cute' he says.
Feb. 24 - Anti-government militias take control of central coastal city of Misrata after evicting forces loyal to Gaddafi. Gaddalfi caught sucking a young boy's cock behind an old barracks.
Feb. 26 - The UN Security Council imposes sanctions on Gaddafi and his family, and refers the crackdown on rebels to the International Criminal Court. Gaddafi responds by imposing sanctions on the UN Security Council, who will not be able to text, facebook or even just chill with him on gmail.
Feb. 28 - EU governments approve sanctions against Gaddafi and his closest advisers. EU governments have a party with a official Batman cake.
March 5 - The rebel National Transitional Council (NTC) in Benghazi declares itself Libya's sole representative.They then go on to declare that there are free copies of CHE part one and two starring Bencio Del Toro for everyone.
March 17 - The UN Security Council votes to authorise a no-fly zone over Libya and military action, to protect civilians against Gaddafi's army. Gaddafi's army devise a plan to manufacture a billion paper airplanes to bypass the UN's rules.
March 19 - The first air strikes halt the advance of Gaddafi's forces on Benghazi and target Libya's air defences. Half a billion of paper airplanes are drenched by water hoses.
April 30 - A NATO missile attack on a house in Tripoli kills Gaddafi's youngest son and three grandchildren, his government says. "Boo Hoo Who cares" said the rest of the world.
June 27 - The ICC issues arrest warrants for Gaddafi, his son Saif al-Islam and intelligence chief Abdullah al-Senussi on charges of crimes against humanity. Gaddafi responds by stating that he has no humanity, therefore how can he be trialed for something he never had in the first place? It all very kafkaesque.
Aug. 21 - Rebels enter Tripoli with little resistance. Gaddafi makes audio addresses over state television calling on Libyans to fight off the rebel "rats". He also shows off his new tattoo, printed on his butt, the tattoo consists of little boys being sucked off.
Aug. 23 - The rebels overrun Gaddafi's fortified Bab al-Aziziya compound in Tripoli, trashing the symbols of his rule. They also confiscate a few copies of Beano and Dennis the Menace for the train ride home.
Aug. 29 - Gaddafi's wife, his daughter Aisha and two of his sons enter Algeria. Aisha Gaddafi gives birth in a clinic in a border town hours after crossing the frontier. They baby has two red horns on its head and a forked tail.
Sept. 1 - Libya's interim rulers meet world leaders at a conference in Paris to discuss reshaping Libya. Gaddafi, on the 42nd anniversary of his coming to power, urges his supporters to fight on. Woody Allen drops in with Owen Wilson to discuss an adaptation for the Libyan film industry for his latest film 'Midnight in Paris'.
Sept. 8 - Interim prime minister Mahmoud Jibril arrives in Tripoli on his first visit since it was taken by his forces. He has angry that someone had stolen his copy of Beano before he could finish it.
Sept. 11 - Libya starts producing oil again. Niger says Gaddafi's son Saadi has arrived there. Saddi drinks oil, mistaking it for Cola. Everyone has a good laugh about it.
Sept. 13 - Interim government chief Mustafa Abdel Jalil makes his first speech in Tripoli to a crowd of about 3 people. One of them was wearing quite a fetching bathroom hat, it has to be seen to be believed so here it is:
Sept. 15 - France's Nicolas Sarkozy and Britain's David Cameron land in Libya to a heroes' welcome by the members of a mental institute and the association of the mentally disabled,
Sept. 20 - US President Barack Obama calls for the last of Gaddafi's loyalist forces to surrender as he announces the return of the US ambassador to Tripoli. Gaddafi taunts NATO in a speech broadcast by Syrian-based Arrai television station. Gaddafi gives a politically strip tease, but this is not shown on television although the radio showed it.
Sept. 25 - The first Libyan crude oil to be shipped in months sails from the eastern port of Marsa el Hariga for Italy.The oils turns out to be Coke Cola, angry Italians throw pizzas at Libyan paper airplanes. one of the final bastions of Gaddafi loyalistsSept. 27 - NATO says Libya's interim rulers have taken full control of the country's stockpile of chemical weapons and nuclear material. They are shocked to find it is just cardboard cut outs of weapons and materials.
Oct. 12 - Government fighters capture Gaddafi's son Mo'tassim after he tried to escape Sirte. Mo'tassim appears on MTV to pimp his collection of chemical weapons.
Oct. 13 - NTC forces say they have control of the whole of Sirte except neighbourhood 'Number Two' where Gaddafi forces are surrounded. Gaddafi now cycles rather than fly in his private jet. 'Bikes are Good' he declares to a boy he is sucking off
Oct. 14 - Gunfights break out in Tripoli between Gaddafi supporters and NTC forces, the first sign of armed resistance to the new government. Then legged and headed resistance is followed by a lock-up of all limbs to prevent further conflict. They place all the limbs into a giant locker, and call it the Limb Locker
Oct. 17 - NTC forces celebrate the capture of Bani Walid by getting Chinese Take Away. A Syrian television station confirms Gaddafi's son Khamis was watching Die Hard when they killed him, the irony is killing me.
Oct. 18 - US Secretary of State Hilary Clinton arrives in Libya on an unannounced sexy visit, urges militias to unite and climb into her vagina. America rejoices.
Friday, October 21, 2011
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Indycar Crash That KIlled Driver
A crash involving 15 cars at Las Vegas Motor Speedway killed Dan Wheldon. IndyCar is struggling to keep alive and in comparison to formula 1 is a mouse of a sport. Far from a household name Dan Wheldon although very talented, was offered 5 million dollars for this race to glamour up its falling number of attendees, for Europeans spectators the closest experience is Senna's death in May 1, 1994.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
The Stupidity Of A Ban On Masks As We Approach Halloween.
In new insane measures to big up Big Brother, the Man has decided to unearth an anachronistic law that prohibits the wearing of masks. They are enabling this law to add to their list of petty excuses to violently beat and arrest innocent protesters.
In September a protest in New York resulted in the arrest of seven protesters who were perfectly peaceful and not causing any disorder in the slightest. The charges brought against them according to The Wall Street Journal include “loitering and wearing [a] mask.”
British bigot David Cameron abused the law to give more power to the already all powerful authorities. Cameron said. "On facemasks, currently [the police] can only remove these in a specific geographical location and for a limited time. So I can announce today that we are going to give the police the discretion to remove face coverings under any circumstances..."
So if I use a a filtration mask to protect myself from chemicals and pollen I am breaking the law? Perhaps they should in hindsight arrest Jim Carry for playing The Mask? Will they ban Halloween? I fuc*ing hope not, because I intend on celebrating it either way . In the video below Julian Assange of Wikileaks spoke at a protest and mentions the impediment of our rights to privacy which this ban on masks makes a mockery of. Also wear face-paint to conceal your identity and maintain your privacy. Happy protesting,
The Mask xx
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Cow Inherits 16.5m
A Uruguayan cow has inherited 16.5m dollars after the farmer that owned him died. The farmer who cannot yet be named for legal reasons bequeathed all his assets, land and personal wealth to his favorite cow. Many of the other cows might have been feeling a bit jealous but no doubt the farmers five children and wife were dumbfounded when the will was read. The will stipulates that the cow will have a barn with central heating built for him and will be fed with only the finest oats, and is never to be milked commercially again.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Iranian Actress Sentenced To 90 Lashes
An Iranian actress has been sentenced to 90 lashes and imprisonment for one year following her role in a film depicting artistic repression in Iran. Marzieh Vafamehr was arrested in July and sentenced last week. The film which depicts the actress not wearing a head scarf at times and with a shaved head as well as drug use was also banned. The film originally was not meant to be screened in Iran and was smuggled in illegally.
Monday, October 10, 2011
How To Defend Yourself From A Bear
"I met one. Do you know how you have to behave with a bear? You mustn't run because the bear is quicker than a man, nor go up a tree because the bear can climb it, nor jump into water because a bear knows how to swim. You must back away with little steps...I didn't do anything because the bear got frightened first and ran away!”
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
Steve Jobs Commencement Speech Stanford
Life is all about living lets live more, everyone get out there today and do something you have been putting off!
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Carnival of the Animals
If you could go to a carnival run entirely by animals, would this be your theme music?
Monday, October 3, 2011
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Saturday, October 1, 2011
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