How To Defend Yourself From A Bear

Carlo Ancelotti, once upon time successful manager at Reggiana, Parma, Juventus, Milan and Chelsea as well as having a successful playing career In Italy revealed what he learned from a recent trip to Canada;

"I met one. Do you know how you have to behave with a bear? You mustn't run because the bear is quicker than a man, nor go up a tree because the bear can climb it, nor jump into water because a bear knows how to swim. You must back away with little steps...I didn't do anything because the bear got frightened first and ran away!”

Escaped Prisoner in a Suitcase

A Mexican prisoner tried to escape from prison in a suitcase that his girlfriend had brought in. He squeezed himself into the suitcase and his girlfriend then tried to haul him out of the prison, one of the guards became suspicious when the girlfriend was struggling with the bulging bag and  behaving in an evasive manner. This case is definitely closed. 

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