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Coffin City

Halloween came early for some folks from the ghastly Howth , as two coffins escaped their holding ground. They escaped thanks to the deluge of water flooding parts of Ireland. The children, grown children I should add of the Bennets, spoke about their shock, "I could not believe it when I saw pictures of the coffins online yesterday. I was devastated. As far as we were concerned, this was supposed to be my parents' final resting place." Reports say that Tim Burton will not be adapting this story into a film. Watch out for any corpses surfing in Irish floods, this is the land where Dracula came alive, you know! If only Bram Stoker got wind of this.