Do Spanish Women Melt After The Age Of 30?

Do Spanish girl's face melt after the age of 30? That's what a collection of scientists and beauty experts congregating in Brussels oldest building Vorst came to discuss. Doctor Lindberg explained to NewScientist magazine the origins of this worrying phenomena

Well I was on holidays with my family In Valencia and I noticed that as stunningly beautiful the young girls were, there was not one woman over thirty who looked nice, they all looked melted, just like the pigmentation of meltwater. This realization frightened me immensely and I knew immediately that research had to be done, so I quit my clinic to research it full time, this congregation is the first of its kind and it is a very important and pioneering discussion of this problem.

Doctor Lindberg has followed the lives of eighty Spanish women in hope to find a pattern in what is thus so far nicknamed 'Meltwater syndrome' that will someday lead to a cure. Under his arm is a large jacket of documents. Inside are various photographs, graphs and conclusions reached in his research so far. He was effusive in his praise of a team of researchers that had traveled from New York. He said of them 'They may have just found an answer that I thought, might not be possible without years of tests and intensive research projects, I cannot give them enough praise!'

The Hollywood star and Spanish actress Penélope Cruz now 37 years of age agreed to help the team of researchers from New York that everyone had acclaimed as the lynchpin of this congregations goals. Some of their experiential observations came to shed new light on the problems of Meltwater syndrome. When Penélope was in her childhood she spent 4 years in New York in a ballet school. This was to provide essential data. If a Spanish women has not spent her whole life in Spain like Penélope who is in and out of Spain when she is filming, it significantly decreased the chances of melting.

After the congregation,the conclusion insofar is for any Spanish women under the age of 30 preferably 24 or younger to increase their chances tenfold, is to leave Spain and occasinally visit it if they are to keep their looks intact. A few pharmaceutical giants are offering grants to find a medical cure for the horrific Meltwater syndrome. Above is an image of meltwater channels that are getting sucked into a seal hole and then returning to the sea. Images of meltwater help identify what is happening in a Spanish woman's face who have fully developed to phase ten, the most mature stage of Meltwater syndrome. It is a saddening syndrome and only time will tell if we are successful in finding a cure, for the moment the best advise if you are a beautiful young Spanish women is to emigrate.