Crabby Jokes

What happened to the crab who stuck his pincer down his pants?
He snipped off his penis!

A crab was drinking an espresso and spilled some on his shell and cooked his right pincer ever so slightly, he really liked the smell so he ate a bit of his pincer and liked it so much he bought another espresso.

A crab was erecting a telegraph pole and realised the pole was too heavy and the pole fell and crushed him.