A crab walks into A+E with a broken claw, he starts calling for help but no one comes to his aid because he is a crab and doesn't speak.
What do crabs, a box of matches and iron fillings have in common, nothing except that they are all in this sentence.
What happened when the crab bought new shoes. His credit card was declined
Showing posts with label crabs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crabs. Show all posts
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Crabby Jokes
What happened to the crab who stuck his pincer down his pants?
He snipped off his penis!
A crab was drinking an espresso and spilled some on his shell and cooked his right pincer ever so slightly, he really liked the smell so he ate a bit of his pincer and liked it so much he bought another espresso.
A crab was erecting a telegraph pole and realised the pole was too heavy and the pole fell and crushed him.
He snipped off his penis!
A crab was drinking an espresso and spilled some on his shell and cooked his right pincer ever so slightly, he really liked the smell so he ate a bit of his pincer and liked it so much he bought another espresso.
A crab was erecting a telegraph pole and realised the pole was too heavy and the pole fell and crushed him.
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