Manchester city and their Arab billions have bid 100 million with an add on of 75 million if Benjamin Aguero Maradona now 2 years old continues to play football after his 18th birthday. His father is Sergio Agüero, striker for Atlético Madrid and his homeland Argentina, and his mother is none other than Diego Mardona's daughter Giannina. Sergio said of his promising son without jealousy and genuine paternal love in his voice "Benjamin likes to play a lot. I must admit it's in his blood. When it comes to choosing toys, the ball is his favourite so we can play together. He kicks it hard for his age." This clip will send chills down Messi's spine. He may have to look to cloning technology to preserve his talents and prevent the horror of footballing mind and legs decay disease.
Man City have invested millions into biotechnology for a footballing gene pool monopoly as a large consortium of scientists were put together into a project 'Footballing Genes' where they hope to clone the genes of all the player that have won the Ballon d'Or, starting with England and Blackpool great Stanley Matthews the first winner of the award.
They have allegedly forked out over 50 million to win the rights to clone three time ballon d'Or winner Johan Cruyff to beat out competition from the significantly poorer Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, who looks like a homeless man in comparison.
The problem of creating a team of only strikers has been waved away by Man City owner of oils and riches Sheikh Mans our bin Zayed Al Nahyan ' I have watched my first football match two five days ago, just yesterday I learned what a goal is,I know what this club needs to move forward and to do this we need only forwards' after confusing reporters there were rumours brewing that perhaps the billionaire is thinking of plunging his money into a new sport, where there are 10 teams all
fielding 11 strikers when these rumours prevailed to the media there was consternation worldwide with goalkeepers, defenders and midfielder fearing unemployment.
Sheikh Mans our bin Zayed Al Nahyan is lodging an inquiry to the premier league about the legal wranglings of playing a side of cloned football players. At the moment women and animals are forbidden, so clones will come in for scrutiny. Although there is hope in that players with intellectual and physical handicaps are allowed to play as after the success of Irish ace Damien Duff.
There have been predictions that the hardcore elements of fan-bases will shout at the clones abuse and discrimination like 'hey your DNA fragments suck!' Also the term clone is derived from κλῶνος, the Greek word for "trunk, branch" the intellectual elite in the crowd may shout such slang as 'Hey stumpy! or 'Wooden legs' etc. but this is all part of the game, as football great and sometimes poet Diego 'hand of god' Maradona said after his fourth operation related to fast-food
binges ' you cannot be beautiful unless you have seen ugly. I have eaten ugly and therefore I have seen my true beauty'.
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