USB Necktie Cooler

Here at MRHP we like to keep our eyes peeled and squishy for gadgets that not only take you out of a tight squeeze, but possibly leave a nice tip afterwards (good prostitute etiquette). One of these so called gadgets seems to have made its way into the buying path of Japanese businessmen and from there it hopes to bring its unique offering of USB powered randomness to the rest of the world. 

The product seems to have been born from its slogan that asks a very simple question. Feeling hot under the collar at work? Well if that is the case then spit your card numbers all over the screen because the busy little men at the Japanese company Thanko have introduced a USB powered necktie that not only offers office breeziness at an affordable price, but also brings with it a perfectly formed silicone Windsor knot that is sure to impress your boss.

In a world where computers seem to be taking over, I think it is a very apt statement for this generation to have an electronic leash strapped around their necks and attached to their computer. If this is the price of feeling mildly cooler, strap one on quick because we lost our agency along time ago anyway. If not then congratulations you are clearly not astute enough to realize the irony that you are reading this on a computer.