The word on the Net at the moment is that steroids are sexy again. Apparently in the wake of the recent McDonalds advertising campaign, people are turning nostalgically back towards this icon of the 90s. Intended as a direct attack on the beefiness of Burger Kings new GM burger line McDonalds struck back with the now infamous star of their new McBull burger line.
Steroid spokesman Greg Valentino was in talks with Ronald today at the annual Beef Confederation meeting. At which there were talks about Greg endorsing a new Happy Meal toy line that would include toy syringes and a mirror (both would include sound bites informing children the quickest and trendiest way of meaning something to their society). Included with each toy would be a presription that would allow for one weeks dosage of McSteroids.
Outrage broke out later on in the meeting when a journalist asked who Greg was. There is not a lot that you can say about this man, or is there. After 28 years of following a natural body-building lifestyle he gave it all up and began taking steroids. Over the next 2 years he set the Guinness world record for the biggest biceps in the world, 28 inches in circumference, almost half the size of a car tyre. Then one day while he was walking down to the shop to collect some groceries his arm blew up all over an old woman who was standing at a bus stop... Now after nearly a decade in hiding Greg has emerged as a man whose dedication for perfection transcends respect and care for his own wellbeing. In a society of wimps this has to be admired, as in the long run only the Gregs of this world will survive the capitalist machine.
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