Showing posts with label goat magnets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label goat magnets. Show all posts

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Nicolas Cage Eats Goat Magnets.

Posting goat magnets to a random farm, 'that is kinda cool actually', she was on Skype and called out to the TV blaring in the corner of the room called room-room ' long as doesn't get with the little guy. The guys with fish guts' With one gulp he swallowed the goat magnet. Then another and another.  


-He said he wants him dead,
-Don't tell your mom that
- Its okay she hates the dog as well, 
-Why do you have it then? 
-Because he is mine, 
-I hate dogs that bark for no reason, 
-He hasn't stopped barking all night. But I kinda like it 

Nicolas Cage shook his head with discontent as he saw me in my yellow shorts and loose polo neck t-shirt, casual as a mutterfucker out of Hawaii. I asked him was he having a good day, then I with mischief licking my dare bone button, pulled a pineapple from my pocket. I offered him a slice, he grabbed me by the scruff of my collar and said 'so you think your mad, you think your can out fucking mad me, I am Nicolas Cage!' He then picked up the pineapple dug his fingers into the face of it, made a crazy face at it, rammed it down his pants, thrusted a few times, with mad scary glee in his eyes, then placed it back into my hand. I was astounded and I didn't utter a another word.