The Time I Met Nadine Coyle

I saw her in Antrim. I was in Tesco Extra after a craving for chocolate. I coincidentally read in a newspaper that day that Nadine Coyle's album was sold exclusively through Tesco. I was a big fan so I already had two copies of her album insatiable for my bedroom and another for my sitting room.

I bought a Teddy Bear for 60 pound in Derry and had it under my arm and who did I see near the Cadbury's chocolate section, Nadine Coyle, she makes me heart flutter! Out of pure excitement, I threw the teddy bear at her, its bear feet hit her head gently, she said 'do you want me to sign it' and I replied ' the teddy is for you, you dumb bitch' I jocked, she then thanked me and gave me a hug, it was the best hug I ever got such warmth, such beauty as she pressed against me. When she gave me a hug, one of her hairs angelically fell onto my shoulder. I now keep it in the jewel case of her album. I will cherish it forever. Nadine Coyle I will always love you...

Here is a link to Nadine Coyle's Clark the Teddy Bear on Facebook, if you want to Like him...

Lionel Messi Singing In His Band

Lionel Messi the best football player in the world was seen in concert after his team comfortably progressed to the semi final of the Champion's League, where they will meet a long time nemesis in Real Madrid for a breathtaking four clashes of the El Clásico in the span of 18 Days. Lionel Messi's English is not the most polished, so he sang 16 days rather than 18 days as his latest song was inspired by the battle to come. The country twang to the song comes as a surprise as he revealed in an interview that his favourite music genres are Samba and Cumbi.

During the Copa America, he shared a room with Carlos Tevez. It was later claimed that "the music was louder than at a disco". Tevez has a band called Piola Vago, where he has some mean dance floor moves,a Tevez and Messi collaboration is planned for the future.