Worst Refereeing Decision Ever: Most blatant penalty

This officially has to be the worst refereeing decision in the history of football. Luckily for Australia's sake they went on to win the game. My question is did the ball grabber even know how to play football?

Waterspout Off The Coast Of Australia

Waterspouts are a naturally occurring phenomenon which occur when  an intense columnar vortex joins a cloud with a body of water, it can occur above lakes and all manners of seas and oceans. They are considered to be quite hazardous to ships or swims and any nautical adventurers are advised to stay well clear. Enjoy the video.  

Bully Gets Well Deserved Body Slam

For those of you who have ever been bullied out there here we have the viral revenge of one victim who was pushed too far:

Bullying Fail

Ostrich Steak Review

So where do I find myself on Christmas Eve? Jetting off to the remote island of Tasmania, within arm’s reach of Australia where Santa’s lips would turn to dry husks. A man dressed like Indiana Jones sits at the table with me.  I wonder if he is for real. He is my guide and smells of cannabis and lizard feces. 

I am in a strange abode with a Hispanic woman snake-eyeing me with peek-a-boos from the arabesque curtain that veils the kitchen from the guests.The waiter looks like a malnourished camel, his eyes dripping of browned perspiration.

The ostrich steak has a rough texture strewn with tassels of heat, retentive flabs. The unkempt meat is  ‘Darling let me give you a massage with my broken fingernails’ on the teeth I rely on for mincing. The plain, apple chutney glaze was not home-made. No! It was from an unholy jar, like it was straight from the kitchen of Faulty Towers! I spent my formative food critic years working for a food critic consortium who taught me how to detect these things. It now seems silly to learn such a thing, it comes naturally those with the Force.

Other than that, it was just about alright, a stocky bird, one for those who like their meat with some subculture, desert personality, with a coarse hue; for those of you are rough diamonds slurp it up like bitches! For now me and Indiana Jones are off for some Soviet delicacies, Crikey! Catch you later bitches!